|This page is about ant humor. Below are some of our
favorite ant jokes. Feel free to
Email your funny ant jokes to be included here.
|What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas?||Antelope|
|How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
|What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
|What is the biggest ant in the world?
|What ant is even bigger than that?
|What do you call a 100 year old ant?
|What game do ants play with elephants?
|Why don't anteaters get sick?
||Because they are full of antibodies
|What do you call an ant from overseas?
|What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
|What's the difference between writing your will and
owning an ant farm?
||One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.
|Why did the ant race along the boxtop?
||Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."
|What do you call an ant who sluffs school?
|What kind of ant is good at adding things up?
|What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
||Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
|Who do you call for injured ants?
|What do you call an army ant?||Militant|
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