Ant Jokes and Ant Puns
Tired of working like an ant? Take a break! Antsalive.com presents a collection of ant jokes, riddles, and puns that are guaranteed to make you smile. Whether you’re a teacher, parent, or just looking for clean insect humor, this page is your number one resource. Don’t forget to submit your own favorite ant humor to be featured!
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You might also enjoy our Ant Games and Activities or treat your friends to an Edible Ant Sucker.
| Question | Answer |
| What do you call two teenage ants running to Vegas? | Antelope |
| How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? | Tenants |
| What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? | Independant |
| What is the biggest ant in the world? | Elephant |
| What ant is even bigger than that? | Giant |
| What do you call a 100 year old ant? | Antique |
| What game do ants play with elephants? | Squash |
| Why don”t anteaters get sick? | Because they are full of antibodies |
| What do you call an ant from overseas? | Important |
| What do you call an ant with frogs legs? | Antphibian |
| What”s the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? | One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs. |
| Why did the ant race along the box top? | Because the box said: “Tear Along Dotted Line.” |
| What do you call an ant who sloughs school? | Truant |
| What kind of ant is good at adding things up? | Accountant |
| What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? | Dead Ant, Dead Ant….Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant… |
| Who do you call for injured ants? | The Ant-bulance |
| What do you call an ant who is the smartest one in the nest? | Brilli-Ant |
| What do you call an army ant? | Militant |
| What is the top ranking ant in the military? | Lieutenant |
| What do you call an ant with a chip on its shoulder? | An Ant-agonizer |
| What do you call an ant who constantly criticizes everything? | Ant-agonistic |
| What do you call an ant who is very fancy and loves going to formal parties? | Eleg-Ant |
| What do you call an ant that chases other ants? | Pursue-Ant |
| What do you call an ant that always smells good even after building tunnels all day? | Deodor-Ant |
Ant Observation at Home
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